It seems bizarre that righteous British people
would willingly belittle themselves to the same level as the French.
Historically we've hated each other, and the global French stereotype still
exists. Yet, somehow, perhaps worryingly, some 250,000 Britons are said to be
living in France. Let’s investigate some of the pull factors that lure Brits, “les
sujets de sa gracieuse majesté” as French tabloids like to brand them, from our
green and pleasant land.
The first factor that immediately comes to mind
is climate. Britain has lots of rain. Although in northern parts of France the
climate is, too, temperate, and indeed in western parts you might even get more
rain than Britain, in the south you get Mediterranean sunshine, and central
parts are generally milder. Even though winter is quite cold, it’s still dry. On
average, London gets 110 rainy days a year; Marseille only gets 53. Moving to a
place that’s half as rainy and twice as sunny as Britain can’t be too bad.
This favourable climate also attracts tourists
to France. Indeed, when questioned, many British expats cited previous tourist
experiences in France as the main motive for migrating permanently. Because of
the tourism, some Britons migrate to France for entrepreneurial reasons, to
provide British-friendly tourist services (lucrative business considering that
France is the world’s most popular holiday destination, and is visited by a
third of Britain’s population each year). Ski resorts are an evident example. Business,
however, is not limited simply to profiting from sightseers. Many make a living
by selling authentic British products or promoting authentic British culture in
France. Whether selling pots of marmite or opening up a fish and chip shop, the
French are surprisingly interested in the way the British live their lives.

Culture also plays a part. Most emigrants end
up in rural areas, such as the Lot, in the Midi-Pyrenees region. Existence here
is tranquil, sharply contrasting with the busy urban lifestyles you might
associate with British cities. You are legally entitled 8 more days of holiday
each year. Life is so much more traditional; no supermarkets monopolising food
supply, rarely any instances of traffic congestion, and no fear of being run over
by a lorry driver if you decide to go cycling. Generally, the scenery isn’t too
bad either. There are barely any mountain ranges or sets of rolling hills in
Britain, and where they do exist they are infested with tourists. Contrarily,
France has plenty of untouched picturesque landscape to offer. This is
attractive, especially to the elderly searching for a place to retire.
Living costs in France are much lower than in
Britain. The lower property prices (barely anybody rents or has a mortgage),
cheaper bills and lower prices of supermarket products, coupled with the
devaluation of savings and pensions as a result of depreciation in the value of
the pound since 2008, has incentivised emigration. The lack of an NHS isn't too
much of a problem; there is guaranteed health insurance for early retirees, and
government health spending as a proportion of GDP is the highest in Western
Europe (11%). This is perhaps an alternative explanation as to why the
demographic of British migrants is dominated by the elderly.
The language barrier isn't as considerable a
problem as one might expect. Not only are most frenchmen (as most people on
Earth are nowadays) competent with English, but the similarities of the
languages mean french is surprisingly easy to pick up. Moreover, there often
isn't even a need to be able to understand or speak French; the internet can
come surprisingly handy. Even so, being surrounded by french people isn't a
disaster; one Briton, when asked, said the main reason he moved his family to
France was so his children could be fluent in two different languages from an
early age.
One surprising push factor is personal
circumstances. Research by the University of York shows that a large number of
Brits emigrated to “start a new life” elsewhere. Removing themselves from
Britain and immersing themselves in a totally foreign culture, that isn't too
foreign to be inconvenient, has been a reason cited by many British expats in
France.
Yet the most obvious factor must be location.
Whether travelling by ferry, train or Ryanair. France is now as accessible as
most of Britain, and the competitiveness of the international transport market
means fares are now affordable to all. Yes, that’s right: Ryanair is actually
beneficial! Convenience of travel has more benefits than the obvious one;
relatives wishing to visit can come relatively easily, and transport costs for
businesses aren’t too high (being a part of the European Union also helps in
this regard).
All this might be making you think how
miserable Britain is and how wonderful France is, so perhaps it’s worth ending
on a happier note. There are more British emigrants in France than there are french immigrants in Britain. Indeed, there are more frenchmen in London alone
than the there are Brits in the whole of France. France may have its pull
factors, but Britain (thankfully) remains on top. Rule Britannia!